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Murder is Meat or 5 years of dA.

Wed Jan 9, 2008, 6:33 AM
  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: April March - Chick Habit
  • Reading: Mikhail Veller - All About Life
  • Watching: Bill Plympthon - I Married a Strange Person
  • Playing: with photoshop plugins?
  • Eating: CAKE!
  • Drinking: Rusty Nail
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January 9th, 2008. 6+ years of dA.

Quote of the moment:

There was a time when time was of no value to a person who thought he had something to say; when it was the custom to spread a two-minute remark out to ten; when a man's mouth was a rolling-mill, and busied itself all day long in turning four-foot pigs of thought into thirty-foot bars of conversational railroad iron by attenuation; when subjects were seldom faithfully stuck to, but the talk wandered all around and arrived nowhere; when conversations consisted mainly of irrelevancies, with here and there a relevancy, a relevancy with an embarrassed look, as not being able to explain how it got there.

Mark Twain

Currently listening to:
- Led Zeppelin
- Death Proof OST
- Arctic Monkeys
- Voxtrot
- Fortisaharoff

Things currently missing in my life- a checklist:
[ ] Freedom
[ ] Money.
[ ] Driver's License

Place I'd like to be right now:
Bolivia, lake Titikaka.

This post's recommended artists:

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Clubs currently in:

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Current pageviews #:6603.

A small thingy i usually enjoy (I'm really looking forward updating on this one):

(x) I have been drunk
(x) I have beed stoned
( ) I have driven while intoxicated
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
(x) I have been in love
(x) I've had sex
(x) I've had sex in public
(x) I've shoplifted
(x) I have been fired
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
(x) I have been in a fist fight
(x) I've had a 3-some
(x) I've snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I have been tied up
( ) I have been caught masturbating
( ) I have been arrested
(x) I've made out with a stranger
(x) I've stolen something from my school
(x) I've gone on a blind date
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher
(x) I have been to Europe
(x) I've worn a hoodie to hide my dialated pupils from my parents
( ) I've seen/heard a ghost or other supernatural entity
(x) I've skipped school
(x) I've slept with a co-worker
(x) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I have met a movie star
(x) I had sex in a pool
( )I've punched myself in the face
(x) I went to a prom
( ) I've bungee jumped
( ) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I've witnessed the miracle of birth (miracle????)
(x) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I've gone a whole day without food, just cause I forgot to eat
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
(x) I've gone to class stoned
(x) I've broken a promise to someone I really love
( ) I've tried to punch a hole through a solid wall and busted my knuckle open instead
( ) I've cheated to get accepted into college
( ) I've cheated to help someone else get accepted into college
(x) I've cheated on a national standardized test
(x) I have been in a car accident
(x) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
(x) I've been to a rave
(x) I've been skinny dipping
(x) I've vandalized government property
(x) I've done spray-paint graffiti
(x) I've shot a real gun
( ) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
(x) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
(x) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've had to pass for sober in the presence of my parents
(x) I've been caught smoking
(x) I've milked a cow
( ) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
(x) I've cheated on someone
(x) I've blatantly and unabashedly stared at an extremely ugly person
(x) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more than once in this survey
(x) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
(x) Partied every weekend for the last month
( ) Sniffed markers to get high
( ) I've done hallucinogenic drugs
(x) Slept for more than 15 hours at a time
( ) Petted a live tiger

You're welcomed to copy-paste it and mark your answers in the comment section for this post.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Haifa, Israel
  • Interests: Photography, graphics, design, sex, drugs, rock-n-roll.
  • Favourite movie: Dr. Strangelove, I married a Strange Person, The triplets of Belleville, FMJ.
  • Favourite band or musician: Propagandhi, Ska-P, Muse
  • Favourite genre of music: Jolly fast-ass music!
  • Favourite artist: amir-o, luke-chueh, E.Munch, Caravaggio
  • Favourite poet or writer: Mikhail Veller, H. Murakami, H. Rosendorfer, J. Carlin, lotsa more
  • Favourite photographer: Alex Levac, Miki Kartzman, Eugene Smith, Henry Cartier Bresson
  • Operating System: XPpro SP2
  • MP3 player of choice: Foobar2000
  • Wallpaper of choice: Random street photos
  • Skin of choice: Soft and hairless.
  • Favourite game: Heroes Of M&M I-V
  • Favourite gaming platform: My girlfriend.
  • Favourite cartoon character: All of Happy Tree Friends, Stewie Griffin, Stainboy.
  • Personal Quote: Those who dance are considered insane by those who cant hear the music.
  • Tools of the Trade: Nikon D40, some lenses and accessories, Photoshop CS3, tablet.

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